"I'm so tired I could die!"
Throughout the office rose this cry
Although sleepwalking was the norm
This howl forecast a coming storm

We gathered for an office meet
To review our status sheet
The blood inside me slowly chilled
As I saw bad-temper build

One worker drew her verbal gun,
"Oh wow!  You finally got that done?
I think I just saw pigs fly by"
Only snark would satisfy


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