Erma Gerd! It's Erma Gerd!

Franny Floogle met a man
His name was Gary Gerd
They fell in love and married
And quickly made a third

They had a baby daughter
And for a name conferred
They finally reached consensus
And named her Erma Gerd

Erma Gerd grew quickly
And entered into school
But got confused at hearing
Her name used as a tool

“Erma Gerd!” kids shouted
“I failed a test today”
“Erma Gerd! I fell in gym”
“Erma Gerd! Monday!”


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